The Hell Yes | Hell No Guide

I think there are often times when I wish I had a simple checklist/guide to follow when deciding whether or not to take a 'thing' with a guy further. I think it would just make the whole process so much easier if there was no 'grey' area and everything was either a hell yes or a hell no - if it isn't a hell yes, then it HAD to be a hell no. So here is my list which I think anyone can apply universally:

HELL YES

Hell yes to the man who...

• Calls you up all the time and asks how you are
• Wants to be with you in your future and is not scared of planning it with you
• Wants to protect you
• Worries if you're cold when you are out together and offers you his coat
• Keeps in touch and contacts you regularly
• Explains his actions
• Proves his love and provides evidence for his feelings
• Treats you unexpectedly
• Makes you laugh and 'gets' your sense of humour
• Appreciates your 'weird' quirks
• Tells you you're beautiful and means it
• Doesn't look at and doesn't try to make you jealous of other girls
• Sacrifices his own time to do the things you love
• Has dreams and ambitions
• Works hard
• Wants to provide for you
• Wants to show you off to all his friends

HELL NO

Hell no to the man who...

• Disappears mysteriously for days and doesn't offer a satisfactory reason
• Breaks his promises, no matter how small
• Starves you of attention to make you 'want him more'
• Jokes about your looks, religion, beliefs, interests
• Doesn't respect you
• Hits on other girls or compliments them continuously on their looks, while not telling you you're beautiful
• Says all the right things without backing them up
• Apologises but makes the same mistake repeatedly
• Ignores you in front of his friends
• Physically or emotionally hurts you - including mind games!
• Tries to make up for his lack of interest by buying you expensive gifts
• 'Forgets' things which are important to you 
• Cheats on you or is unfaithful to you

Would you add other things? Or perhaps remove some?